teganfeatsara:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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gdfalksen:

Cannibal utopia

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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badger-in-a-sodastream:

kkatkkrap:

hanjisglasses:

small-baby-chihiro:

sherlockyoulittlefuckwit:

purifyngsammy:

y’know when you’re writing

and you realize that you’ve been writing

in past tense and present tense

and you want to rip your hair out

so you have to go through everything

and make sure they’re all in the same tense

yeah i hate that

pretty intense

i swear to fucking god i will rip your throat out 

no need to be so tense

FUCK.

The tension is rising

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Fall Out Boy - Sgr Wr Gng Dwn

somepeoplehavelives:

bebraveandreckless:

distressed—teens:

ajollyhappysoulpunk:

actuallyali:

aeyelaeyen:

download

what

I actually started screaming “AM I MOR-” really loudly and now I’m amazed and embarrassed at the same time.

what is this eargasm

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until just now

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853,745 plays

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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bakrua:

2thpaste:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

one time a boy i liked came around my house and he tickled me to try and be funny and i jolted forward and headbutted him and i broke his nose

Ian Gallagher + hair

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roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

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i love music, I have a soft spot in my heart for animals, im a vegetarian and have been for about 2 and a half years, favorite movie is finding nemo! the three rules i live by are in that movie... 1) fish are friends not food ... 2) just keep swimming .. and 3) dont touch butts XD

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